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Caption Contest #17
The winning caption, submitted by Ieva Balode, was “I would love some kind of direction in life.” “Sorry, we’re out of that.”
Caption Contest #16
The winning caption, submitted by Cecile Somers, was: “Darling, switching on the fan would kill us both.”
Caption Contest #15
The winning caption, submitted by Sturgis Warner, was “Last hand. I think they’re cutting the cake soon.”
Caption Contest #14
The winning caption, submitted by Thomas Campbell Jackson, was “I see we both brought protection.”
Caption Contest #13
The winning caption, submitted by Janice Shulman, was “Let’s get fried together!”
Caption Contest #12
The winning caption was “See? They like you!” submitted by Jennifer Wolfe.
Caption Contest #11
The winning caption was “Hand over my son.” submitted by Britt Sodersjerna.
Caption Contest #10
The winning caption is: “You’d better watch your pecker. My pussy is on the prowl” submitted by Maria Voigt.
Caption Contest #9
The winning caption is "At the beginning, they had their sunny sides up..." submitted by Frederick Otilius K'yuuhlgaansii Olsen.
Caption Contest #8
The winning caption is: "My handler is in the ladies' room." submitted by Laura Martin.
Caption Contest #7
The winning caption is "Hurry, Mom! He's getting away with my razor!" submitted by kafkakaur.
Caption Contest #6
The winning caption is: "If he farts again, maybe these will help." submitted by Fred Armstrong.
Caption Contest #5
The winning caption is: "I was worried about dating again after I had a baby, but my friends told me to just 'keep it under my hat'." submitted by John Holderried.
Caption Contest #4
The winning caption is "I think we're pasta point of no return." submitted by Rich Drezen.
Caption Contest #3
The winning caption: "Has someone stolen your heart?" "Have you lost your mind?" submitted by Fred Bushor.
Caption Contest #2
The winning caption: "Look who came crawling back!" submitted by Noella Borie David.
Caption Contest #1
The winning caption: "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." Submitted by Lynda Kosowan.